Reading Jared's post on Business Practice the other day made me recall this conversation I had with a bunch of friends awhile back. It was ways to prevent the water from the toilet bowl from splashing onto your buttocks when taking a dump.
Most of you may have already thought of these, but for those of you who haven't, why not give any of these a try the next time and see if it works? :)
*WARNING: post may be disgusting*
1. Train your butthole muscles. This will enable you to keep your poop in as long a piece as you can (don't cut your poop when it's halfway out). If it's long enough, it will touch the water before falling into it. Hence, no splash.
2. When your poop comes out, lean towards the edge. This way, your poop will slide down the side of the toilet bowl, preventing any unneccessary splashes.
3. Before you take a dump, put a few pieces of toilet paper into the toilet bowl. This will help cushion your poop when it drops.
Hope that was useful in some ways. Happy experimenting, peeps! :)
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OMG...haha. I've only heard of the last one. I haven't tried it to see if it works though. Haha...I hate splash-back.
woww, this was not was i was expecting to read when I clicked over to your blog. Yes I'm guilty and have shared in on the same thoughts haha.
Just be happy u don't have those toilets that when flushed, shoot water up and clean ur butt at the same time.
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